Finally have life set in place.

Regular postings will start soon.

Sorry guys.

Desi People Problems #1: When your parents decide to lecture you early in the morning…

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Shit That Pisses Me Off: When a non-Punjabi person learns I’m Punjabi

5abanswag:

Then comes up to me and says, “Ohhh balle balle shaava shaava” and tries to bhangra…

Except, instead of bouncing their shoulders, they bounce their elbows.

First of all, if you want to imitate a dance, do it right.

Second of all, just ‘cause I’m Punjabi doesn’t mean my vocabulary is limited to “Oh balle balle shaava shaava.”

Panchod.

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5abanswag:

Bari bari barsi khatane nu ghaleya khatt ke leyandi yaari.
Bari bari barsi khatane nu ghaleya khatt ke leyandi yaari.
Gutt wich rakhe mochna…
Ni gutt wich rakhe mochna, teri nayiyan de munde de naal yaari.
Ni Gutt wich rakhe mochna, teri nayiyan de munde de naal yaari.

Got midterms and finals and stuff. So bear with me here.
New stuff shall be posted soon.  

When you’re over at your non-desi friend’s house and they talk back to their parents….